Thursday, October 30

Office Sabateurs My office is horrible. There were donuts yesterday. This morning there was more donuts, pistachios, & mini sweet peppers (?) ! Now they just put out trays upon trays of halloween cookies and it's only 10 am. Chocolate is involved, please send prayers. The cookies are looking at me with sad eyes and saying "but don't you want us?" I love chocolate!

Sending vibes of resistance to all of you in offices around America dealing with the same Halloween treats in your face over the next few days! Best thing to do is just avoid the lunch room until everything is gone (or nobody is watching- inwhich case have two of everything).

PS Does anyone need a jogging stroller? I have one up for sale on Ebay that I no longer need.